GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
(via timeanddivision)
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
(via jumpingjacktrash)
“And now he may regret having this troll as kismesis.” BI
SolEri and their tyl headcanon BI, I regret nothing.
(via inkskratches)
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
(via timeanddivision)
Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of Overacting!
Forget subtle, nuanced performances. Those are boring and forgettable. Learn how to say your lines with gusto!
In this course you will learn such techniques as…
- The double fist shake
- The naughty kitten
- The cultural appropriation
- The self bitch slap
- The enthusiastic mime stuck in a box
- The nipple hardener
- The sweaty declaration of self
- The “this wall is amazing”
And many more!
REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH THE ORIGINAL SERIES
(via timeanddivision)
FOR KIDS
HOW DID I MISS THIS
DAMMIT
DAMMIT
DAMMIT
(via timeanddivision)
Supernatural | 1.01 Pilot
THEY’RE BABIES OMG
YOU’RE SO TINY
FETUS SAM AND DEAN ARE ASDFGHJKLFUK
(via timeanddivision)
It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life.
The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins…
KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.
(via totalspiffage)
